" So pick me, choose me, love me"

" All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. That's why you got syphills"

" Sad os mine. Get your own pretend emotion"

" Mcsexy? Mcyummy? Mcsteamy... ah there it is!"

"uh i was just choking back some mcvomit!"

" Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us on the ass."

" I´m fine!!! You´ve said that word so many times it dosen't even sound like a word enymore"

" He´s a brain surgeon, how can he be so brainless?"

" You´re knitting.... in a bar. You can´t knit in a bara, you´re scaring the custumers"

" You and Mcdreamy did the nasty-nasty"

" Wow! You´re either incredible healthy or completly messed up"

" Oh! so you´re, um, that´s wonderful! Man love! It´s beautiful, beautiful... my cousin´s gay! So... Brokenback mountain and.. all of that"

" The beast? Is that like some sly reference to your penis?"

" Porn as pain management?????"

" A women who gets the hots for man candy and cheats on her husband"

" Dude you called her ma'am, she´s never gonna sleep whit you now"

" You are all dark and twisty inside!"

" Im not dark and twisty!"

" What, with the crazy mother thing, and the father you don´t talk to?"

"... and the tequila thing and the inappropriate men thing"

" So all of a sudden i´m the president og people whit crappy lives?"

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